Cruise of the Gods [53754] Released: 2002-12-23 Revenue: $0 Budget: $0 Profit: $0 Runtime: 90 mins Popularity: 0.7113 Vote Average: 4.611 Vote Count: 9 Overview: Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing. Cast [31] Rob BrydonAndy Van Allen Steve CooganNick Lee David WalliamsJeff Monks James CordenRussell Philip JacksonHugh Bispham Niall BuggyGraham Ball Helen CokerJenny Rachel ShelleyYasmina Jack JonesHimself Brian ConleyHimself Robin WeaverVivienne Daniel CerqueiraDaniel Matt WhitelockNeil Julian FieldBilly's Time Bik Arturo VenegasCaptain Koulouri Di BotcherMrs Hatcher Gray O'Brien'Casualty' Docto Lisa McNaughtGemma Clay Gavan O'HerlihyMickey Shelley BlondPA Romy Tom AlexopoulosJim Schneider Paul Mark ElliottCastor Voice Ove Jake BroderLloyd Russell BrandWoolly Hat Fan Vasilis PanayiPhotographer Cole BorrisOne-eyed Child Dallas MessiasJack Jones Fan Andrew McHalePool 'Castormind Ugo Mazin'Watson' Ian Robertson'Ponytailed Scum Lisa WoodChild of Castor Hompage: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0074b9q Trailers He's on the boat! Cruise of the Gods - BBC comedy