P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang [45329] Released: 1982-11-03 Revenue: $0 Budget: $0 Profit: $0 Runtime: 77 mins Popularity: 0.4539 Vote Average: 7.025 Vote Count: 20 Overview: Summer, 1948. 14-year-old Alan has just three wishes: that there will be lasting peace, that England will win the Ashes, and that he will finally kiss classmate Ann. So when he's cast opposite her in a play that requires a kiss and England seem to be doing well in cricket, life couldn't be better. Cast [19] John AlbasinyAlan Duckworth Abigail CruttendenAnn Lawton Maurice DeeGeoffrey Whitake Alison SteadmanMiss Land Mark BrailsfordAbbo Christopher KarallisShaz Frances RuffelleEunice Robert UrquhartHeadmaster Garry CooperTommy Richenda CareyBotany Teacher Nicola PrinceMaureen Maurice O'ConnellGym Teacher Tim SeelyFrench Teacher Peter DeanPoliceman Dave AtkinsFish Shop Owner John ArlottHimself Maureen LipmanAlan's Mother Eric RichardRoad Worker Arthur WhybrowRoad Worker Trailers P'tang, Yang, Kipperbang (1982)