Blondes Have More Guns [169042] Released: 1996-02-16 Revenue: $0 Budget: $0 Profit: $0 Runtime: 90 mins Popularity: 0.4505 Vote Average: 3.9 Vote Count: 7 Overview: A scarf, a chainsaw, and a mysterious blonde are the only clues to a growing number of stiffs (and not all of them are dead bodies!) Who can the police turn to? Harry Bates, of course, the smartest officer on the force. TOO BAD HARRY CAN’T OUTWIT A HOUSEPLANT! Lucky for him he has his trusted partner Dick Smoker and his faithful dog (who seems to be a guy in a dog suit) to help him solve the case. The only suspects are a pair of beautiful sisters, Montana and Dakota. When the trigger happy Harry gets romantically involved with the twin half step-sisters will he lose more than his cool? Inspired lunacy ensues as BLONDES HAVE MORE GUNS parodies the likes of PULP FICTION and INDECENT PROPOSAL with razor… er… chainsaw sharp wit! Cast [29] Michael McGaharnHarry Bates Elizabeth KeiferMontana Beaver-S Richard NeilDick Smoker Gloria LusiakDakota Beaver André BrazeauCaptain Hook David MyersLyle Shotz Ken BelskyThe Doctor Benny BuettnerDr. Hasselblad / Ramona LisaPatricia Martin Derek-James YeeTom Woo Ron MeierDetective Richard MyersDahmer Anderson LimShort Cop Bebe ConradAthletic Cop Paul FerrariSecurity Guard Carol DalyLorena Dianne LanningHarry's Mother Megan BajonHarry's Sister Antoinette SandmannMrs. Landers Cathy PizzaScreaming Woman Karl-Heinz TeuberMontana's Father John FarisTelemarketer Regis DeMidioTelevision Produ Ferris SuerLast Rights Prie Brian VouglasWedding Priest Doug HoltSir Valliance Lee PhillipsNurse David FurtadoHugh Myer Denise GernandtBouncer Trailers