The Onion Movie [14771] Released: 2008-05-31 Revenue: $0 Budget: $0 Profit: $0 Runtime: 80 mins Popularity: 1.9561 Vote Average: 6.1 Vote Count: 230 Overview: Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion. Cast [46] Len CariouNorm Archer Steven SeagalCock Puncher Larissa LaskinDana Dobbs Ken TakemotoSensei Don McManusDennis McCormick Michael BoltonMichael Bolton Ahmed AhmedAhmed Brendan FletcherWhite Black Guy Daniel Dae KimIvy Leaguer Meredith BaxterCooking Show Che Jed ReesWizard Proteus Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfie Ahmed B. BadranPeruvian Brian PowellTypical Neighbor Scott KlaceKip Kendall Barbara PilavinAlzheimers Old L Sandy KenyonAlzheimers Guy i Orlando SealeProducer Erik StolhanskeProducer Sarah McElligottMelissa Cherry Randy OglesbySurgeon General Kwame BoatengDibo Richard FancyKenneth Garber Alex SolowitzThe Masses Savannah HaskeRapist Lisa Rebecca LowmanRape Victim Juli Jim GleasonSteel Beam Archi Michael HarneyLine-Up Detectiv Angel CassidyPorn Star GaugePorn Star Robert HoffmanLollipop Love Da Joel McHaleOffice Worker Harry Shum Jr.Lollipop Love Da Kevin FederlineLollipop Love Da Bo BarrettWigger Jim Chrissy MetzHeavy Girl Marshall ManeshAnnouncer Greg CipesHippie Diplomant Nick ChinlundBryce Brand Jim RashBryce's Manager Paul ScheerBates Computer S John VienerPeen Out Guy Gedde WatanabeJames Nakatami Chris VillaGay Guy Michael DelaneyGil Bates Karen MillerCockpuncher Ento Hompage: http://www.theonion.com/ Trailers The Onion Movie[armed gunman][english] The Onion Movie Bates 9000 eng sub Onion Movie - Deleted scene The Onion Movie Trailer